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Lakers Victorious Despite Competing With A Quartet Of Qualified Players

February 6, 2014
Lakers Victorious  Despite Competing With A Quartet Of Qualified Players

On Feb. 5, in the year fourteen and two-thousand of our Lord, the Lakers of Los Angeles defeated the Cavaliers of Cleveland, 119-108. Entering the match, the Lakers had just eight performers at their disposal. During the fray, a trio of ballers retired with injuries. A fourth contestant, center Robert Sacre, fouled out with 212 seconds remaining...

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Peyton Manning’s Real Legacy

February 5, 2014
Peyton Manning’s Real Legacy

The most talked about subject leading up to Super Bowl XLVIII was not Richard Sherman’s post NFC Championship interview or the weather. It was Peyton Manning’s legacy.

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Dallas Cowboys Valued At $2.3B, Highest In NFL

August 14, 2013
Dallas Cowboys Valued At $2.3B, Highest In NFL

The Dallas Cowboys are the NFL's most valuable franchise. The team is worth $2.3 billion. That's an increase from 2012 due to selling the naming rights of...

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Kevin Durant Pledges $1 Million To Oklahoma Tornado Victims

May 21, 2013
Kevin Durant Pledges $1 Million To Oklahoma Tornado Victims

The Oklahoma tornado once again reminds us that sports are the toy box of humanity. The devastating twister, estimated to have been two-miles wide and producing winds up to 200...

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David Beckham To Retire At Season’s End

May 19, 2013
David Beckham To Retire At Season’s End

David Beckham, the world’s most famous football player, has announced intentions to retire at the end of the season. “Becks” is currently playing for Paris Saint-Germain, a French...

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Dick Trickle Deceased At 71

May 16, 2013
Dick Trickle Deceased  At 71

Around midday on May 16, the Lincoln County Communications Center received a haunting phone call. The desperate voice on the other end of the line muttered that he was speaking...

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Andrew Wiggins, Top Prospect In A Generation, Selects Kansas

May 15, 2013
Andrew Wiggins, Top Prospect In A Generation, Selects Kansas

Andrew Wiggins, the top high school basketball prospect on the continent, signed a national letter of intent on Tuesday to play with the Kansas Jayhawks. Wiggins, who grew up in...

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Tiger Woods Exultant At The Players Championship

May 13, 2013
Tiger Woods Exultant  At The Players Championship

Tiger Woods may have been bested by Sergio Garcia in a contest of barbs, quips, and affronts but when it came to supremacy on the majestic TPC Sawgrass course...

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LeBron James: Contrived Controversy Surrounding His MVP Award

May 7, 2013
LeBron James: Contrived Controversy Surrounding His MVP Award

Recently, Miami Heat superstar LeBron James was named league MVP. Even though it’s his fourth award in five seasons there’s no real controversy surrounding his anointment. James is clearly the National...

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