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Pittsburgh Steelers, ‘Will They Return To AFC Championship Game For 16th Time?’

Dateline:Friday, January 6th, 2012

NFL fans all over the world are waiting in grave anticipation to see which franchises get their tickets stamped to Super Bowl 46. Will it be the Green Bay Packers or the San Francisco 49ers? The New England Patriots or the Pittsburgh Steelers?…

BCS National Championship: 10 Interesting, Humorous Headlines

Dateline:Tuesday, December 20th, 2011
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BCS National Championship: 10 Interesting, Humorous Headlines The Allstate BCS National Championship Game is set for Jan. 9 in New Orleans between the LSU Tigers and the Alabama Crimson Tide. The two teams played earlier... »

Bears Coaching Staff Falters While Tim Tebow, Marion Barber Get To Much Credit, Blame

Dateline:Monday, December 12th, 2011

Bears Coaching Staff Falters While Tim Tebow, Marion Barber Get To Much Credit, Blame The Denver Broncos rallied Sunday to defeat the Chicago Bears in overtime, 13-10. The Broncos scored ten points within the last... »


Brandon Roy Retires

Dateline:Saturday, December 10th, 2011
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Brandon Roy Retires Portland Trail Blazers Guard Brandon Roy has retired from the NBA. The former all-star is walking away from the game after doctors told him it would be unsafe to play. His knees have... »

Houston Astros Moving To American League

Dateline:Friday, November 18th, 2011

Houston Astros Moving To American League Major League Baseball has made three major changes to the way it conducts business. The Houston Astros are moving to the American League, interleague play will occur throughout the... »

Ovechkin, Capitals Dispel “Tyranny of The Superstar” Label

Dateline:Friday, November 4th, 2011
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Ovechkin, Capitals Dispel "Tyranny of The Superstar" Label On the Tuesday Nov. 1, Washington Capitals star Alex Ovechkin was kept off the ice with just over a minute remaining in the game even though his team... »

Rob Gronkowski Correctly Apologizes For Licentious Photograph

Dateline:Thursday, October 27th, 2011
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Rob Gronkowski Correctly Apologizes For Licentious Photograph New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski has apologized for appearing in pictures with pornographic actress Bibi Jones. Gronkowski appeared with the adult film star topless while she wore his... »

World Series 2011: Why You Should Care About Lack of Television Ratings For Fall Classic

Dateline:Thursday, October 20th, 2011
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World Series 2011: Why You Should Care About Lack of Television Ratings For Fall Classic The typical first comment for an article about low television ratings for the World Series harangues the media for making the... »

Dallas Cowboys In Position To Win NFC East, But Not Much Else

Dateline:Monday, October 10th, 2011
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Dallas Cowboys In Position To Win NFC East, But Not Much Else The Dallas Cowboys are not a good team. Fans with Dallas Cowboy tickets probably don’t want to hear that, but it’s the truth.... »

Bruins, Canadiens, Maple Leafs Prepare For 2011-2012 NHL Season

Dateline:Wednesday, September 28th, 2011
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Bruins, Canadiens, Maple Leafs Prepare For 2011-2012 NHL Season The 2011-2012 NHL regular season gets underway Oct. 6 when the defending champions Boston Bruins host the Philadelphia Flyers and the Toronto Maple Leafs take on the... »

Mariano Rivera Establishes All-Time Saves Record, Most Overrated Stat Of All-Time

Dateline:Tuesday, September 20th, 2011
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Mariano Rivera Establishes All-Time Saves Record, Most Overrated Stat Of All-Time The 2011 MLB season ends Sept. 28 and the postseason begins Sept. 30. Unless something amazing happens in the next few days ALDS playoff... »

NFL 2011: Eight Games To Watch In Season’s First Half

Dateline:Thursday, August 18th, 2011

NFL 2011: Eight Games To Watch In Season's First Half The NFL season begins Sept. 8 when the New Orleans Saints travel to Lambeau Field to take on the Green Bay Packers. Fans with Packers-Saints... »

Green Bay Packers: 2011 Season Preview

Dateline:Thursday, August 11th, 2011

Green Bay Packers: 2011 Season Preview The Green Bay Packers WILL return to the Super Bowl this season. Bombastic Sports is making this quasi-bold prediction not so much because of what the Packers have done... »

Seattle Seahawks Maneuver To Defend NFC West Crown

Dateline:Sunday, August 7th, 2011

Seattle Seahawks Maneuver To Defend NFC West Crown Last season the Seattle Seahawks became the butt of jokes after winning the NFC West with a 7-9 record. Of course they had the last laugh as... »

Ryne Sandberg, Hall of Fame Player, Wants To Manage

Dateline:Wednesday, July 13th, 2011
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Ryne Sandberg, Hall of Fame Player, Wants To Manage Hall of Fame second baseball and former Chicago Cubs player Ryne Sandberg told a radio show Wednesday that he desires a managerial position in the Major Leagues. "I... »

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  • Christina Aguilera Distorts line of National Anthem at Super Bowl XLV

    Christina Aguilera erred when she sang the National Anthem prior to Super Bowl XLV. She was supposed to sing the line "O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming." Instead she sang "What so proudly we watched at the twilight's last reaming." In a statement issued later, Aguilera apologized for her error: "I can only hope that everyone could feel my love for this country and that the true spirit of its anthem still came through." The sentiment is appreciated but one can't help to feel that she didn't properly prepare for her performance.

  • Nigel Bond Excited About Snooker Shoot-Out Triumph In Blackpool

    New Snooker Shoot-Out champion Nigel Bond revealed that he enjoyed the freedom of the all-action one-frame event. The 45-year-old nabbed a victory in the cue sport's latest format and it's first televised tournament in 14 years. The Derbyshire cueman quipped: "It's amazing to be a champion again after all these years."

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    Scotland is vying to host the opening stage of the 2017 Tour de France. Organizers told the BBC that it "would be a huge coup" for Scotland to host a stage of the Tour. They also said hosting the time-trial stage would cost $7.8 million, but generate around $155 million for the local economy. The stage would probably take place between Edinburgh and Glasgow.

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